Using this random generator: [link]
# of Pokemon: 1
Pokedex Region: National Dex
Pokemon Type: Any
Exclude Legends: No
Exclude Not From Evolution (Pokemon that have not evolved): No
Then generate ONLY ONE Pokémon per question. If you get the same Pokémon twice, that is okay. Some questions require you to have more than one Pokémon, so in that case switch the generator # of Pokémon to the required amount needed."
1. You look to this Pokémon when you are in need of help in emergencies.
I never see you D:
2. People say you act a lot like this Pokémon.
3. People say you look a lot like this Pokémon.
4. This Pokémon is your favorite shiny.
5. You sometimes mistake this Pokémon as your favorite legend.
I need glasses...
6. This Pokémon is the most loyal to you.
Oh HELL YEAH!!
7. This Pokémon wants to kill you.
Note to self never steal honey from a Heracross.
8. This Pokémon is in love with you.
9. This Pokemon is jealous of you for all the wrong reasons.
10. This Pokemon watches you sleep.
11. This Pokemon stole your bed.
You're a giant flying snake, why you stole my bed?
12. This Pokemon shares the same interests as you.
Why you again!?
13. This Pokemon is your husband/wife.
Let me just cry in the corner now.
14. You had triplets, these 3 Pokemon are your children.
I after I saw my children I was found dead.
15. This Pokemon massages your feet.
You don't have hands...
16. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
I don't want to know...
17. Your missing Pokemon game was stolen by this Pokemon.
Shit the thing knows how to fly!!
18. This Pokemon is in the mood to drink a million cans of Pepsi.
19. This Pokemon (in shiny form) defeated your most powerful Pokemon, although they are only level 1.
20. Finally... This Pokemon is you.
Nice! Wait this means I have to isolate myself to don't harm others? Oh shit...